Top 10: Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri

"On al-ja-zee-rah today, I heard Dr. Ayman say
There's a jihad against infidels galore!
And he knows that isn't chill, so he's hiding in the hills
In a bunker or a shelter, he's Osama's little helper..."

- from "Osama's Little Helper" (sung to the tune of The Rolling Stones' Mother's Little Helper), written by Skewerman, circa 2002